Friday, October 12, 2007

Attention!!!



As of October 13, 2007 the Rushing Family will no longer be accepting germs in any form or level. We graciously received our quota for the year around July and have been overwhelmed with the amount of eager germs, bacterias and viruses that we have been filling back orders for the last 3 months. However, the CEO/COO and the CFO have jointly discussed that because of the overwhelming response we must stop accepting all and any shape/form of any and all of the above stated entities. We are sorry for the inconvenience that this may cause to any of you who may still be awaiting entrance but we must close our doors for the remainder of the year. In the new year insurance will be adjusted and our status will be evaluated and it will be at that time that we will make an announcement as to whether germs will be allowed again. We hope this does not create any ill feelings. Thank you again for your understanding in this matter.

Sincerely,

Julie Rushing
CEO/COO
The Rushing Family, LLC.

Okay so that was a very long drawn out expression of my frustration. I need a creative outlet. That is why I have this blog right? Well today we learned that Andrew has Molluscum. It is like a chicken pox virus but it is not chicken pox. He has little pimple like bumps all over his body. Today he went to the Dermatologist and he had around 10-12 bumps on his neck alone treated with acid!!!! Yeah we are excited for the next 24 hrs when he will be extremely contagious!
It seems that washing hands, germ lotion, lysol disinfectant, clorox wipes are not enough to keep my family healthy! Ty has had a continuous cold since ohhh...August? We have had the stomach flu ohhh...3-4 times with the potential for more! And now we have Mollescum that will be hanging round for the next 2-4 months if we are lucky! So, I thought if I posted a note to all of our little germy friends to stay away...our quota has been met!

3 comments:

cjdustin said...

I'm sure your letter doesn't include me becasue we are pretty much germ free around here;) Actually, we'll take your germs and raise you 1 hand-foot-mouth virus, sinus infection, and plantar wart--we'll top that off with the runs or the pukes every other week due to that darn IBS.

Melissa and Dave said...

I feel ya sista! I'm so so sorry.
That totally sucks...I hope your letter does some good ;)

jenafeldman said...

I know what you mean! Welcome to the public school system, primary, and playdates...germ orgies!